3800 Beech Grove Rd.
I am planning
some “me” time. I thought it would be nice to stay in your Motel, because I have
heard reports of it being the most upscale motel there is. Also, I love
Alabama. Its rich waterfalls and lurid soil
not far from my home town. The surrounding area still whispers into my ear
through the wind (though it is highly unintelligible and sounds like someone
gargling). I still think of
as home, although I moved to New Jersey some sixteen years ago.
I want to
stay at the Haleyville Motel because it resembles my childhood home. I have seen
pictures of your polished mahogany banisters, shiny brass doorknobs, and
rectangular windows. It all too much reminds me of the home that was.
I would like
to stay at your motel from the morning of August 1st, through August
1st, sometime after 6:00 p.m. Although I have recounted to you the
vivid details of the memories of my early days at home in the great state of Alabama, I will probably miss the mildly
bland but yet wonderfully sublime
Southern New Jersey
clouds after a short time.
Also how far
is your motel from Mt. Rushmore? I would like to pay the famous sculpture a
visit during my stay. And do you serve food, or continental breakfasts? I, as do
all human beings, require nourishment in this time-starved world of ours.
I hope to
hear back from you regarding my reservation, and hopefully you will be able to
answer my questions. (By the way, can you enclose driving directions from your
motel to my old house? I want to see it with my own eyes after such a tragic
parting sixteen years ago. Thanks.)