2008 Letters
428		Angry, Angry Hippos
427		Extermininja
426		Trump Cologne
425		Immigrant Survivor
424		Ruined Songs
423		Planetary Crises
422		Freedom Shoes
421		Hillarific
420		Change We Can Believe In
419		Bark Collar
418		Country X
417		Guitar Zero
416		Paperclip
415		Bigger Doors
414		Easter Bunnies
413		Fig Newtons
412		Braille
411		S for Savings
410		Chicken Pot Pie
409		Projectile Popcorn
408		Slices of Bread
2007 Letters
407		Animal Crackers
406		Oasis
405		Mostly Bionic
404		Four Flavors of Juice
403		Piano Keys
402		Navel Surgeon
401		Cabbage Patch Kids
400		The Robkin
399		The Great Train Snobbery
398		An Inconvenient Truth
397		Buried in Coffee
396		Pickle Ice Cream
395		Perth Plus
394		Over the Top
393		Snissors
392		Snapler
391		Toe-Matoes
390		Toe-Bloids
389		Neologisms
388		A Yellow Dot
387		Attention Deficit... Look!
386		Albert-O's
385		Fall Folly
384		Lysdexia
383		Mambo No. 5
382		Obscure Card #3
381		Obscure Card #2
380		Obscure Card #1
379		A Slice of Turkey
378		Hygienic Hamiltons
377		Anti-Toy Movement
376		Laser Vision
375		Boxes
374		Duck Hunting
373		Genie in a Mug
372		Directions
371		PT Cruisers
370		Cracker Shapes
369		Sushi
368		Gaint Pretzel
367		CD Sale
366		Marshmallows
365		Space Frog
364		July Fools' Day
363		Low-Fat Fish Food
362		Alcohol Content
361		Lying Coupons
360		Eagle Clothes
359		Baby Spiders
358		Door to the Future
357		Past Participle
356		Forest Fires
355		Disgusting Toothpaste
354		Horrible Shampoo
353		Ambiguous Cat
352		Robin Eggs
351		Arrested
350		Pirate Poppers
349		Internship
348		Lawn Reducer
347		Nuts
346		Free Toilets
345		Broken Foods
344		Back of Your Head Shampoo
343		A Long Stay
342		Plastic Bone
341		Aspirin Regimen
340		Contaminated Buses
339		Tinkerbell
338		Ice Scraper
337		Radio Commercials
336		Mug Shot
335		Mrs. Coffee
334		Autistic
333		Medicinal Coffee
332		Kevin and the Chocolate Factory
331		Foreign Furniture
330		Guess
329		Bootleg Car
328		Second Coming
327		It's a Secret
326		Blueberry Jelly Bean
325		Tutti Frutti Jelly Bean
324		Airport Security
323		7002
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*This is not an original letter, but rather a response to a letter I received myself.

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